Happy Halloween all, okay I’m a bit early. I’m Phill by the way (blackheart) I’m on my FFAF rounds, but my inspiration is all dried up. It’s nearly time for Green Wing so:

ALAN : Do you want me to report you for that earring?
MAC : Only if I can report you for that moustache.
ALAN : Most women find male body piercing repugnant, I thankfully, am completely intact.
MAC : Well, even I draw the line at piercing arseholes.
ALAN : Exactly. (realises that he has been insulted, as Mac walks away)

There, if you can’t get Green Wing, why not move to sunny Bognor Regis.
(I’m hyper – Can you tell)